35+ Coronavirus Funny Jokes (Images, Quarantine Day Special)

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Coronavirus funny Jokes: Even if anyone has invented jokes, believe me, they have done a lot of virtue. Nowadays people are so busy. Laughing and laughing is just like forgetting.

Then there is no laughter even without reason. Everyone's mouth is just visible throughout the day. At such a time, if the eye falls on some jokes, then the man laughs on his own.

1. People with kids: you signed up for this. You know you did. Time to grin and bear it. You'll be OK. They grow and change. Eventually. People without kids: just go back to your relaxing, uninterrupted, glorious self-care. Luxuriate. For the ones out there who can't.
2. Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"Doctor: "Nine."

 Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep the dog, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for a dog, 30 dogs, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
2. My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
3. I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
4. If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. Silence is golden unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
2. Job interviewer: "And where would you see yourself in five years, Mr. Jeffries?" Mr. Jeffries: "I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
3. I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
4. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $ 855 to cover the loss.
    I'm starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
5. An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First, the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them, I asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself, The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

 Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
2. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
3. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
4. > Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.
   > I've walked closer to him.
   > and played with his hair softly, sweetly, and….
   > BALANCING $% ^ & * Slapped his face…
   > and said:
   > "Last seen on WhatsApp 1 minute ago"
5. An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: "Wanted Wife" Two Girls Like It, And 10,000 Men Commented: "Please Take Ours."

Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete. And We.
2. I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
3. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
4. Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf.

 Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. "Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?"
   "Go away! I'm crapping!."
2. My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next? ”
   We've settled this quickly once I've started doing the same to them at funerals.
3. A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
   Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing? ”
   The patient replies: "No. I'm afraid to.

Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.
2. Men often tell these jokes, and they're also considered a little sexist and old-fashioned. Here’s an example:
   "My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. "
3. Dad: "Why Didn't You Go For The Exam?" They are: "Paper Was Tough" Dad: "Without Going, How Did You Know?" They are: "Paper Was Leaked Two Days Aug"

Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses. He Doesn't Seem To Be Breathing And His Eyes Are Glazed. The Other Man Pulls Out.
2. Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.
   He says "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
   "Is it common?" I asked.
   "It's not unusual" I replied.

Coronavirus Funny Jokes

1. Doctor: You're obese.
   Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
   Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.
2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh - that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
   The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down.
   She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
   The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on. I'll hold your monkey for you. "

quarantine days Funny Jokes

1. Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
2. "Awesome Message Which Carries A Lot Of Meaning & Attitude Friend: "Dude She Has A Boyfriend." Another Friend: "So What? Just Because of Soccer."
3. Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"
   Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.

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1. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
2. "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
3. Doctor's advice to Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
   Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache.

 Coronavirus Funny Jokes